newyorker:
““I have to admit to feeling a little nostalgic, drawing a President without a cotton-candy combover,” Barry Blitt says, about his cover for this week’s issue. “Not to mention drawing someone with a little character and decency as well.” ”
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head